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This is not reality...

I'm tired and I'm worn out this week. I should be writing a review on Mr. Mercedes over at zombiesinmyblog.com but I couldn't get this out of my mind. I was in bed last night..going over my week. It's been a crazy week. Not crazy in the way most people mean when they say crazy. I don't mean busy. I don't mean hectic, although it has been both of those things. No I actually mean...crazy. I regularly have crazy weeks. Weeks where the thigns that happen to me almost seem unreal. They seem as if they couldn't happen..not unless it was some kind of scripted movie or television show.

Yesterday, as I was walking into a Dollar General I stepped on an ant hill, got covered in ants and was bitten.  The story gets more crazy after that with the manager throwing me out of the store for taking my shoes off due to the ants. Who does this happen to? What is the likelihood? What was the likelihood that last years id fall off of my patio..a whopping twelve feet trying to put bird food in my feeder.  How about the time I was hit in a convenience store parking lot, knocked backwards as I walked to the door, by someone who speed off as soon as it happened. I could go on. It seems at least once a week some kooky thing happens to me. I have decided there is no way this is reality. There is no way the things that continually happen to me, can be just luck...someone, something must be writing this all out. Perhaps this is a simulation, a game of some kind or just some made up story..i don't know, but what i do know is the likely hood of someone repetitively having outrageous thing happen to them..on a weekly basis..is small, unless they are an actor on some sitcom. I've had pharmacists deny me Sudefed..based on how I look, and Police officers search my car so many time it's insane. All obvious comedy fodder.

The sad thing is I am pretty sure that in what ever simulation or story I'm a character in...I'm not even the lead character. I'm just the nutty side kick. The comedy relief. The person who has random insanity befall them with no clear intent behind it..just laughs. I'm not Julia Roberts in some romantic comedy, I'm her best friend that falls alot and and isnt quite the catch Julia is. I'm the chubby guy in The Hangover...I'm Ron Weasley...Cledus Snow...I'm FREAKING Cameron in Ferris Beulers Day off. That's my role.. the second billed guy all the crap happens too who doesn't get the girl in the end.
It's ok at lest Im' not what's his face guy..

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