Stop acting like you hate valentines day...it's a holiday, and holidays are great....you wear stupid stuff you normally can't, you drink more, party...and this holiday involves candy..so it's like Halloween with pink underware and who doesn't like pink underware? Oh, so You don't like a holiday that encourages sexy women to buy hot underware, fine...your loss loser.
Oh wait, this holiday commercializes love....ummm so does every other holiday. Every damn one of them, from New Years to Christmas. Well maybe not like Arbor Day....maybe.
Remember the paper valentines cards from grade school, the cartoon specials, the candy you got from the really cool kid who always put chocolate in his cards? Seriously...stop hating this holiday. It's just that, a holiday..it's there to enjoy. My advice is stop complaining and enjoy the day. There is nothing worse than someone who ruins a holiday for everyone else by deciding they are too cool to celebrate. Ugh..it's like the sober person at a party..in Vegas...with Aerosmith. Nobody likes that guy. Oh, no one will tell you how much you suck...except me, but you do. You know why? Heart shaped boxes of candy are fun, stupid sexy heart decorated underwear is fun, paper valentines are fun, heart shaped candy with xoxo across them are fun, pink champagne is fun...I could go on. You on the other hand, with your cynical, I don't need an excuse to buy my 'insert relationship status here' something are not fun. You are the opposite of fun...you are a poopie head. So there.
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